Two men were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one guy looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland"
The other guy responds proudly, "Yes, that I am"
The first guy says, "So am I and where about from Ireland might you be?"
The other guy answers, "I'm from Dublin, I am."
The first guy responds, "Sure and begora, and so am I.
And what street did you live on in Dublin ?"
The other guy says, "A lovely little area it was, I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town."
The first guy says, "Faith & begora it's a small world, so did I.! So did I.
And to what school would you have been going?"
The other guy answers, "Well now, I went to St. Mary's of course."
The first guy gets really excited and says, "And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other guy answers, "Well, now, let's see, I graduated in 1964."
The first guy exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us!
I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same bar tonight.
Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Mary's in 1964 my own self."
About this time, Vicky walks into the bar, sits down, and orders a beer.
Brian, the bartender, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head & mutters,
"It's going to be a long night tonight".
Vicky asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
"The Murphy twins are drunk again!!"
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An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road.
A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, where have ya been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening."
"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."
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Continued…… Einstein couldn’t speak fluently when he was nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
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Charlie Chaplin won the 3rd place in a Charlie Chaplin look alike contest.
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A “Jiffy” is an actual unit for 1/100th.
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The heaviest brain ever recorded weighed 5 lb.1.1 oz. (2.3 kg)
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A race Horse averages a weight loss between 6.75 to 11.25 kgs during a race.
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You might be tired now after work or just now got up in morning and looking for something fresh or in a break in work… Hoping to read some funny stuffs?? Then just read these jokes and see the smile on your face!!!!
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My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God, and I didn't.
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Marriage is a threering circus: Engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
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Why were hurricanes usually named after women? Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says, "Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you." The old man says without hesitation, "I now pronounce you man and wife."
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Three friends from the local congregation were asked, "When you're in your casket, and friends and congregation members are mourning over you, what would you like them to say?"
Artie said: "I would like them to say I was a wonderful husband, a fine spiritual leader, and a great family man."
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A man goes to a shrink and says, "Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry's bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I'm going crazy What do you think I should do?"
"Relax," says the Doctor, "take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry's bar?"
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John was on his deathbed and gasped pitifully. "Give me one last request, dear," he said. "Of course, John," his wife said softly. "Six months after I die," he said, "I want you to marry Bob." "But I thought you hated Bob," she said. With his last breath John said, "I do!"
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Microsoft has accepted its customer’s demands at last!!! Windows XP had been a friendly OS to almost all humans. But 
There is also another announcement from the big firm that customer’s of
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Microsoft is now in the process of developing its next version of windows. It is developing the final stage of the version and is expected to be completed by the end of 2009. Microsoft calls it "Windows 7". It’s the successor of 
More or not, its the same like Vista but its looks good. Few transparent themes too available.
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occur in about 10 days without sleep, while starvation takes a few weeks.
