Potpourri!

All your success primarily depends on how well you confuse the inquirer!

Questions and the Answers given by Candidates... oh sorry
they are big fishes in the society today!

Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor
without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all... it is already built!

Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in the other hand,
what would you have?
A. Very large hands!

Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an
elephant with one hand!

Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night!

Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it
will become?
A. It will get Wet or Sink... as simple as that!

Q. What looks like half apple?
A . The other half!

Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Dinner/lunch!

Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A. It caused a revolution!

The best one:

Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy
questions or one really difficult question. Think well before you make up your mind!"

The boy thought for a while and said, "my choice is one really difficult question."

"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own
choice! Now tell me this. What comes first, Day or
Night?"

The boy was jolted back to reality as his admission
depended on the correctness of his answer,
but he thought for a while and said, "It's the DAY sir!"

"How" the interviewer asked,

"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a SECOND difficult question!"